Things that piss you off

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Also.... *cracks knuckles*

- People whistling. FUCK! OFF!
- People walking slowly, especially in corridors, especially when it's two people. Do you own the fucking corridor? No, you don't. Shift! I usually cough really loudly or walk as close as I can behind them to see how long it takes them to move, if they've done it for a fair while.
- Multiple people / families walking towards you, taking up the full width of the pavement, and can obviously see me walking towards them (a 6'1" bearded bloke dressed in black!) and they stay walking the full width of the pavement. Do you own the fucking pavement? No, you don't!
- People who have waited for a bus, who then wait to get ON the bus before they get their money / pass out of their wallet / purse, that's lodged at the bottom of their bags. You could have at least had it vaguely ready in your hand / pocket.
- Fake laughter, forced laughter, have noticed it's mostly women that do this, don't know why.
- People answering the phone when they're in the toilet. I don't want to hear it, and I'm pretty sure the person on the phone doesn't want to hear it. Be civil and wait until you're out of there, and ring them back!
- People talking on their phone really loud on the bus, especially when it's obviously quiet, especially on a morning. Talking about utter drivel louder than my headphones will go, even when I have a beanie hat on over my ears too. Them talking about walking their dog, or painting their nails, or cutting their lawn really loud at 8.30am is NOT FUCKING IMPORTANT. Shut up. Send a fucking text message. Unless somebody has fallen down the stairs, is dead, or you've won a million pounds, shut up!


I'll be back (probably really soon) with more of this...

- Not sure if this is an Armley thing but parents screaming at, swearing at and threatening their kids. Daily occurrence as I live near a school and hear screaming all sorts of awful stuff like fucking useless, told to hurry up or they'll get cracked, some do get a crack or dragged along by their arms. It doesn't just piss me off I feel pure fucking rage.

Mr42 you can vouch for this. And all the people hocking up and spitting outside our house. It's like a prime spitting spot??


Hmmmm finding that quite a lot of things piss me off as I could write a massive list. I need to chill out more. 

Haha. Point two and three of yours can be added to my list, and the hacking and spitting part of Sarah's too.

This is gonna be the angriest thread on the Internet I think.

When cars push out infront of you when it's your right if way and then say thank you, I DINT LET YOU OUT DICKHEAD.

Dog poo in parks

-people with posh accents. shut up.

- i'v worked in a bar/restaurant for a few years and never been given a tip from someone having a business meeting. Even with immaculate service from the whole front of house team, and the fact they arent even playing for their food and drink, their company are! a quid here n there for £15-20 of free goods isn't a bad thing to offer...

- People who put the wrong things in recycling bins. (Or just dont recycle at all!) You cant recycle an egg shell you prick!! Put it into a compost!

1) forums
2) lists
3) Irony

- Working 5 days a week, so you can afford to do things for 2 days of the week. Should be the other way round.

- I feel old saying this but, the fucking teenage students on my course. Being dicks to the tutor in class by talking about bullshit things and texting, answering their phones while she's speaking. A lot of the lesson sometimes is taken up by them being asked to be respectful and it doesn't work. I'm paying a lot of money for the course while they get it for free. It's a vocational course!! If you don't want to be there and can't be arsed learning fucking leave!! 

This! Just fuck off!

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That void from 2-4pm at work.

What even is it?
How is it a thing?
And why does it take so long to pass?