joebassdude
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Post by joebassdude on Oct 15, 2014 11:54:18 GMT
Aww geese are ace!
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Post by mulkington on Oct 15, 2014 11:59:20 GMT
Honk Honk!
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Post by billywind on Oct 15, 2014 12:02:22 GMT
All geese want chucking at the sun.
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Post by Mr42 on Oct 15, 2014 12:31:46 GMT
All geese want chucking at the sun. Haha... I don't particularly have a problem with geese, although think I've only ever encountered one or two in my life, but that's a funny line. You could replace anything it with anything you don't like. 'All racists want chucking at the sun'. Still works. |
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Post by billywind on Oct 15, 2014 13:04:27 GMT
It would be harder pick a racist up by the neck and swing them around ready to launch into yon star, though.
Oh, brass bands. I hate them to begin with, and it super pisses me off that any time something about South Yorkshire is on the telly there's that shit going on in the background. Fuck off. Brass bands always sound like hell is occurring.
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Post by Mr42 on Oct 15, 2014 13:10:19 GMT
It would be harder pick a racist up by the neck and swing them around ready to launch into yon star, though. More satisfying though, I reckon you'd always be able to get a crew of people to help. Heh. Brass bands are indeed shit as fuck. |
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Post by billywind on Oct 15, 2014 15:09:21 GMT
"A leg and a wing, To see the king..."
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joebassdude
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Post by joebassdude on Oct 17, 2014 13:49:57 GMT
Salesmen who try and sell me inks, papers and printing gear that just won't get the message. Same guy every time.
FUCK OFF!!!!!
I DON'T WANT YOUR FUCKING INK!!!!!
LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALOOOOOOONE!!!!!
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Post by Mr42 on Oct 17, 2014 14:04:38 GMT
Still getting loads of takeaway menus even though we've got TWO stickers on the door RIGHT ABOVE THE LETTERBOX saying Don't put junk mail through the letterbox. Dickheads.
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joebassdude
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Post by joebassdude on Oct 17, 2014 14:41:12 GMT
maybe rephrase it to 'No junkfood junkmail through letterbox'
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Post by mulkington on Oct 20, 2014 18:31:21 GMT
Salesmen who try and sell me inks, papers and printing gear that just won't get the message. Same guy every time. FUCK OFF!!!!! I DON'T WANT YOUR FUCKING INK!!!!! LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALOOOOOOONE!!!!! Want some ink!? |
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joebassdude
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Post by joebassdude on Oct 21, 2014 7:05:25 GMT
'koff
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Post by mulkington on Oct 21, 2014 7:21:28 GMT
But you need ink for't fountain pen you got?
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joebassdude
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Post by joebassdude on Oct 21, 2014 7:26:24 GMT
Amma Bic man mesen!
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Post by billywind on Oct 27, 2014 20:40:46 GMT
The bottom half of the internet Haha, what's this? are we talking brainless plebs using a computer or something else? Dave Gorman just used this phrase on the TV! |
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Post by joebassdude on Oct 30, 2014 8:51:04 GMT
When people put wet coffee spoons in the sugar bowl, contaminating every last grain.
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Post by billywind on Oct 31, 2014 13:08:03 GMT
Oh shit... My biggest bugbear - Umbrellas. People using umbrellas can suck an AIDS ridden fuck.
If I saw a goose walking round with an umbrella it'd be seppuku for the likes of me.
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Post by joebassdude on Nov 3, 2014 8:33:09 GMT
Them push down taps that don't stay on when you let go of them.
How are you supposed to wash your hands properly???
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Post by courage on Nov 3, 2014 22:09:08 GMT
Them rotating doors you have to get inside. I WANNA WALK AT MY OWN PACE. not your snail idea of how fast a human should be.
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Post by courage on Nov 3, 2014 22:10:09 GMT
That Ace cars taxi driver that rants conspiracy theories at you for ages after you've reached your destination. Let me out the car.
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Post by billywind on Nov 6, 2014 10:25:19 GMT
Not that I can ever afford to taxi it... but I prefer being talked to by a taxi driver than someone at a bus stop. All that "scuuuuwze me, duzdis bus gut ospickle?" or some other balls. At least with a taxi driver their livelihood is at stake so if you tell them they're full of shit and you know better, there's fuck all they can do. Go hog wild, join in and talk some shit about "lizards" and "asians" (leave the whole floor open haha) and test their bullshit threshold for once.. Actually, re:thread - I've decided it's pretty much everything that pisses me off. That is, other than your average canine, who are all born cool and get taught whackness by people.. so even if they're not well behaved it's still not their fault and a bad dog doesn't really piss me off. Cats are all born evil and taught love and comfort by humans. That's why only some cats pass my test and most do not  |
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Post by joebassdude on Nov 6, 2014 11:30:56 GMT
That is, other than your average canine, who are all born cool and get taught whackness by people.. so even if they're not well behaved it's still not their fault and a bad dog doesn't really piss me off. Cats are all born evil and taught love and comfort by humans. That's why only some cats pass my test and most do not ^^ THAT Dogs are properly lovely. Cats on the other hand are ignorant arseholes. 'FEED MEH, STROKE MEH, NOW FUCK OFF!' |
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Post by joebassdude on Nov 6, 2014 11:33:26 GMT
Doctors surgeries piss me off.
Got a chest infection, called up at 8 yesterday (their opening time) phones were busy, and by the time I finally got through at half past they told me they were booked up for the day. Wouldn't usually mind but I had to take a few hours off work for it.
Finally got an appointment this morning though.
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