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Post by joebassdude on Sept 24, 2014 9:41:49 GMT
Fruit flies have one job; to find fruit.
And they do it.
Every time.
Well done fruit flies.
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Post by Mr42 on Sept 24, 2014 9:53:04 GMT
I had a look at the wikipedia page for fruit flies.. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fruit_flyVidalia (fruit fly), I thought it said 'a genius'! That woulda been awesome. Dead good at right hard maths and stuff... unfortunately, it's just a genus. |
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Post by joebassdude on Sept 24, 2014 9:58:52 GMT
Aww. Good at brain powers and book words.
It's mad how fast them fuckers breed though. I mean a single banana that has started to turn, one little fly cottons on to it, and the next day the kitchen is full of buzzy little geniuses.
Or is it genii..?
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Post by Mr42 on Sept 24, 2014 10:02:17 GMT
Genital Fussy Pies.
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Post by joebassdude on Sept 24, 2014 10:07:31 GMT
A female fruit fly can lay up to 2000 eggs in her lifetime, apparently..
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Post by Mr42 on Sept 24, 2014 10:18:21 GMT
Dirty slag!
That's a fuck load of housing benefit that!
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Post by joebassdude on Sept 24, 2014 10:24:33 GMT
Comin' over 'ere..
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Post by Mr42 on Sept 24, 2014 11:42:35 GMT
stealing our fruit.
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Post by joebassdude on Sept 24, 2014 11:51:11 GMT
Bastards!
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Post by mulkington on Sept 24, 2014 11:59:39 GMT
bloody fly back to where ye at!
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Post by joebassdude on Sept 24, 2014 12:00:08 GMT
Go on, nick off!!!
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Post by courage on Sept 24, 2014 21:29:25 GMT
Hahaha just choked. Best thing I've ever read.
We get them, I catch them. I'm not a real vegan.
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Post by joebassdude on Sept 25, 2014 7:11:57 GMT
Tight
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Post by courage on Sept 25, 2014 7:29:16 GMT
I have to look after my fruits
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Post by Mr42 on Sept 25, 2014 8:58:54 GMT
That just sounds weird.
Haha..
But, yeah, bad vegan, to be tr00, you have to learn how to float so you don't stand on any bugs.
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Post by joebassdude on Sept 25, 2014 9:08:19 GMT
I've always wondered how veganists deal with insects.
I'm not a vegan, but I always pick them up and put them outside.
What are your tactics?
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Post by Mr42 on Sept 25, 2014 9:39:12 GMT
Stand on the fuckers.
Horrible.
Haha..
Nah, I don't kill / like to kill em. Obviously it happens just by moving about, see, if we could all teleport then everything would be fine. That would solve everything!
Flies however are COMPLETELY different. They're like rapists, they should be put down. I would even take wasps over flies. Get fucked, fly cunts!
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Post by joebassdude on Sept 25, 2014 9:44:45 GMT
Stealing our fruit
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Post by actthegoat on Sept 25, 2014 20:54:47 GMT
Yeah save it for the Fruit bats AKA Megabat (which is a cool name).
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Post by courage on Sept 26, 2014 7:30:28 GMT
Sorry but flies walk on shit then go on your food and puke on it to break it down. They won't be ushered out so they have to be splatter. Take vegan points I don't care. I go to great lengths to save everyting else, even slugs who eat all my plants.
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Post by Mr42 on Sept 26, 2014 10:51:44 GMT
Flies are sneaky cunts too, they see in slow motion, which is why most of the time you struggle to get them, cos they can see ya coming!
Also, most people don't know but they take off backwards, which is another reason why you end up missing them all the time.
I did hear that part of the reason they puke is because they're dizzy from flying! Not sure how true that is or if it's something from The Farside comics or similar!
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Post by joebassdude on Sept 26, 2014 12:32:19 GMT
They are crafty buggers
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Post by actthegoat on Sept 26, 2014 14:23:35 GMT
Passion fruit, bananas, donut peaches, loads of apples all for a fiver. Cue the fruit flies in my kitchen!
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Post by joebassdude on Sept 26, 2014 15:11:10 GMT
DUM DUM DUUUUUM !!!
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