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Post by stevewalsh on Sept 11, 2014 21:38:50 GMT
Mine is:
"This football result just in -
Real Madrid - 2
Surreal Madrid - Fish"
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Post by Mr42 on Sept 14, 2014 22:28:43 GMT
When my Grandad was 65 he started running a mile a day to keep fit. He's 70 now and we have no idea where he is.   |
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Post by Mr42 on Sept 14, 2014 22:29:58 GMT
This one is also awesome...
Whats the difference between a dirty bus stop, and a lobster with breast implants?
Ones a crusty bus station the other is a busty crustacean
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joebassdude
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Wa'gwaaaan?!
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Post by joebassdude on Sept 19, 2014 14:25:47 GMT
^^ Hahaha, that's amazing
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Post by Mr42 on Sept 19, 2014 19:48:35 GMT
I obviously definitely probably maybe not made that one up myself...
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Post by actthegoat on Sept 21, 2014 18:21:01 GMT
When I was at school we all had careers advice, I was told 'the sky's the limit' bit disappointing as i wanted to be an Astronaut.
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Post by billywind on Oct 11, 2014 17:13:41 GMT
What's the difference between a duck?
One of its legs are both the same.
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Post by hooch on Oct 14, 2014 17:13:29 GMT
What's brown and sticky?
A poo.
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Post by Mr42 on Oct 15, 2014 8:53:13 GMT
Surely the answer is 'A stick'?  |
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Post by hooch on Oct 16, 2014 23:11:37 GMT
^^ That's why it's so funny to say poo instead  |
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